Monday, March 10, 2008

The Good Thing About Being Bad....

...is that almost nothing else makes a person feel as various and new.

Certainly being good doesn't. As a matter of fact it's quite wearisome after a while and oh such a bore. My life has been so unentertaining as of late, I've got to check my pulse sometimes just to be sure I have one.

What I need is a deeply deviant act to get it racing, to rouse me from my catatonic stupor.

And by deeply deviant I mean something along the lines of an unreturned library book or *looks around anxiously* a pulled fire alarm.

So if you hear any reports of disaster large or small you know who is responsible- my deep ennui which if left unchecked will no doubt reach titanic proportions by the end of the day.

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